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A Sailor's Dictionary:
Abandon:
Wild state in which a sailor acquires a boat.
Amidships:
Condition of being surrounded by boats.
Anchor:
1). Any of a number of heavy, hook-shaped devices that is dropped over
the side of the boat on the end of a length of rope and/or chain, and
which is designed to hold a vessel securely in place until (a) the wind
exceeds 2 knots, (b) the owner and crew depart, or (c) 3 a.m.
2.) A device designed to bring up mud samples from the bottom at inopportune or unexpected times.
3). The thing rotting in the bilge of every racing yacht (unseen).
Anchor Light:
A small light used to discharge the battery before daylight.
Afterguy:
Last guy out of the bar.
Backstay:
1). What unsteady folks should do in heavy weather.
2). The last thing to grab as your falling overboard.
Bar:
Long, low-lying navigational hazard, usually awash, found at river
mouths and harbor entrances, where it is composed of sand or mud, and
ashore, where it is made of mahogany or some other dark wood. Sailors
can be found in large numbers around both.
Beam Sea:
A situation in which waves strike a boat from the side, causing it to
roll unpleasantly. This is one of the four directions from which wave
action tends to produce extreme physical discomfort. The other three
are `bow sea' (waves striking from the front), `following sea' (waves
striking from the rear), and `quarter sea' (waves striking from any
other direction).
Berth:
1). Any horizontal surface whose total area does not exceed one half of
the surface area of an average man at rest, onto which at least one
liter of some liquid seeps during any 12-hour period and above which
there are not less than 10 kilograms of improperly secured objects.
2). A little addition to the crew.
BOAT:
1). Break Out Another Thousand.
2). A hole in the water surrounded by wood/plastic/steel/aluminium into which you pour all your money.
BOAT Bucks:
Monetary unit for yachties, for the sake of simplicity with a fixed conversion ratio of 1.000 with the local currency.
Boom:
1). Laterally mounted pole to which a sail is fastened. Often used
during jibing to shift crew members to a fixed, horizontal position.
2). Called boom for the sound that's made when it hits crew in the head
on its way across the boat. For slow crew, it's called `boom, boom.'
Bottom Paint:
What you get when the cockpit seats are freshly painted.
Bow:
1). The part of the boat that no one should have to work on. Temporary section of an offshore Catamaran.
2). A physical act performed to acknowledge those who are applauding your fine sailing skills.
Bulkhead:
1). A very anal retentive sailor (see also Stern).
2). Discomfort suffered by sailors who drink too much.
Bunk:
A small uncomfortable area for wet sailors to attempt sleep.
Burdened Vessel:
The boat which, in a collision situation, did not have the right-of-way. See PRIVILEGED VESSEL.
Captain:
See FIGUREHEAD
Calm:
Sea condition characterized by the simultaneous disappearance of the wind and the last cold beverage.
Canvas:
An abrasive sailcloth used to remove excess skin from knuckles
Caulk:
Any one of a number of substances introduced into the spaces between
planks in the hull and decking of a boat that give a smooth, finished
appearance while still permitting the passage of a significant amount
of seawater.
Chart:
A type of map which tells you exactly where you are aground.
Chock:
Sudden and usually unpleasant surprise suffered by Spanish seaman.
Circuit Breaker:
An electromechanical switching unit intended to prevent the flow of
electricity under normal operating conditions and, in the case of a
short circuit, to permit the electrification of all conductive metal
fittings throughout the boat. Available at most novelty shops.
Clew:
An indication from the skipper as to what he might do next.
Club, Yacht Club, Racing Association:
Troublesome seasonal accumulation in costal areas of unpleasant marine
organisms with stiff necks and clammy extremities. Often present in
large numbers during summer months when they clog inlets, bays, and
coves, making navigation almost impossible. The infestations are most
serious along the coasts of Conneticut, Massachusetts, and Maine. They
can be effectively dislodged with dynamite, but, alas, archaic federal
laws rule out this option.
COB:
1). Cash Over Board.
2). Play ducks and drakes with BOAT's
Comfort:
A term not used in conjunction with racing yachts (see also Interior).
Companionway:
1.) Another name for a hole to fall into. (see also Hatch)
2.) A double berth.
Course:
The direction in which a skipper wishes to steer his boat and from
which the wind is blowing. Also, the language that results by not being
able to.
Crew:
Heavy, stationary objects used on shipboard to hold down charts, anchor
cushions in place and dampen sudden movements of the boom.
Cruising:
1). Waterborne pleasure journey embarked on by one or more people. A
cruise may be considered successful if the same number of individuals
who set out on it arrive, in roughly the same condition they set out
in, at some piece of habitable dry land, with or without the boat.
2). Fixing your boat in exotic locations.
Cunningham:
A Sly Pig or a complicated term for a downhaul.
Current:
Tidal flow that carries a boat away from its desired destination, or toward a hazard.
Dead Reckoning:
A course leading directly to a reef.
Deadrise:
Getting up to check the anchor at 0300.
Deck:
A complete set of playing cards.
Deviation:
Any departure from the Captain’s orders.
Dinghy:
The sound of the ship’s bell.
Displacement:
When you dock your boat and can’t find it later.
Distress Signals:
International signals which indicate that a boat is in danger. For example, in:
American waters: the sudden appearance of lawyers, the pointing of fingers, and repression of memories;
Italian waters: moaning, weeping, and wild gesticulations;
French waters: fistfights, horn blowing, and screamed accusations;
Spanish waters: boasts, taunts, and random gunfire;
Irish waters: rhymthic grunting, the sound of broken glass, and the detonation of small explosive devices;
Japanese waters: shouted apologies, the exchange of calling cards, and minor self-inflected wounds;
English waters: doffed hats, the burning of toast, and the spilling of tea.
Engine:
Sailboats are equipped with a variety of engines, but all of them work
on the internal destruction principle, in which highly machined parts
are rapidly converted into low-grade scrap, producing in the process
energy in the form of heat, which is used to boil bilge water;
vibration, which improves the muscle tone of the crew; and a small
amount of rotational force, which drives the average size sailboat at
sppeds approaching a furlong per fortnight.
Equator:
A line circling the earth at a point equidistant from both poles which
separates the oceans into the North Danger Zone and the South Danger
Zone.
Estimated Position:
A place you have marked on the chart where you are sure you are not.
Etiquette:
Marine custom establishes a code of social behavior and nautical
courtesy for every conceivable occasion. Thus, for example, a boat
belonging to another boatman is always referred to as a "scow", a
"tub", or a "pig-boat". When one skipper goes aboard another's boat, he
does not hesitate to tell him frankly about any drawbacks or
disadvantages he finds in comparison to his own craft. Sailors welcome
every opportunity to improve their vessels, and so he knows that his
remarks will be greatly appreciated. When one sailboat passes another,
it is customary for the captain of the passing boat to make a
bladderlike sound with his lips and tongue, and for the captain of the
passed boat to return the courtesy by offering a smart salute
consisting of a quick upward movement of the right hand with the second
digit extended.
Fall off:
To cause conscious crew members to become frantic and yell "Man overboard".
Figurehead:
Decorative dummy found on sailboats. See CAPTAIN.
First Mate:
Crew member necessary for skippers to practice shouting instructions to.
Flag:
Any of an number of signalling pennants or ensigns, designed to be
flown upside down, in the wrong place, in the wrong order, or at an
inappropriate time.
Flashlight:
Tubular metal container used on shipboard for storing dead batteries prior to their disposal.
Fluke:
The portion of an anchor that digs securely into the bottom, holding
the boat in place; also, any occasion when this occurs on the first try.
Foreguy:
First guy to the bar.
Foul Wind:
Breeze produced by flying turkey.
Freeboard:
Food and liquor supplied by the owner.
Fuel:
Sailboats without auxiliary engines do not require fuel as such, but an
adequate supply of a pale yellow carbonated beverage with a 10 percent
to 12 percent alcohol content is essential to the operation of all
recreational craft.
Galley:
1. Ancient: Aspect of seafaring associated with slavery
2. Modern: Aspect of seafaring associated with slavery
Gimbals:
Movable mountings often found on shipboard lamps, compasses, etc.,
which provide dieting passengers an opportunity to observe the true
motions of the ship in relation to them, and thus prevent any recently
ingested food from remaining in their digestive systems long enough to
be converted into unwanted calories.
Gybe:
A common way to get unruly guests off your boat.
Gybe Set
A great way to end up on Port Tack right in front of the whole
Fleet that's approaching the mark on Starboard.
Halyard:
Something that only breaks or jams when you're winning.
Hatch:
A hole to fall into. (see also Companionway)
Hazard:
1.) Any boat over 2 feet in length.
2.) The skipper of any such craft.
3.) Any body of water.
4.) Any body of land within 100 yards of any body of water.
Head up:
Leaving the boat toilet seat up. When boat skipper is female, leaving the head up is a serious offence.
Headway:
What you are making if you can’t get the toilet to work.
Heave-Ho:
What you do when you’ve eaten too much Ho.
Heave to:
1). Newcomers quite often find themselves heaving too.
2). What seasick sailors do.
Helmsman:
The nut attached to the rudder through a steering mechanism.
Interior:
A term not used in conjunction with racing yachts.
Inside Overlap:
The part of a race that resembles a political debate.
Jack Lines:
"Hey baby, want to go sailing?"
Jib:
A dialect of the English language peculiar to certain peoples of African heritage.
Jibe:
1). To speak in jib (see above).
2). To speak an untruth.
3.) Either you like it or you don’t and it gets you.
Keel:
1.) A very heavy depth sounder only used on leaners.
2.) Term used by 1st mate after too much heel by skipper.
Ketch:
A sailboat with good wine in the cabin.
Landlubber:
Anyone on board who wishes he were not.
Latitude:
The number of degrees off course allowed a guest.
Lazy Guy:
Most Yacht Racers when they're not Racing.
Leadership:
In maritime use, the ability to keep persons on board ship without
resorting to measures which substantially violate applicable state and
federal statutes
Leak:
A situation calling for LEADERSHIP
Leech:
A crewmember that never seems to have a dime when its time to pay for drinks or meals.
Leeward:
Brother of Jay Ward, creator of Bullwinkle and Rocky.
Life Preserver:
Any personal flotation device that will keep an individual who has
fallen off a vessel above water long enough to be run over by it or
another rescue craft.
Luff:
The Front part of a sail that everyone but the helmsman seems to pay attention to (see also Telltales)
Luff up:
Something racers do to each other to catch the back of the fleet Head (see Stern Pulpit)
Marina:
Commercial dock facility. Among the few places, under admiralty law,
where certain forms of piracy are still permitted, most marinas have
up-to-date facilities for the disposal of excess amounts of U.S.
currency that may have accumulated on board ship, causing a fire hazard.
Mast:
A religious service performed at the waterfront.
Mile (Nautical):
A relativistic measure of surface distance over water - in theory,
6076.1 feet. In practice, a number of different values for the nautical
mile have been observed while under sail, for example: after 4 p.m.,
approximately 40,000 feet; in winds of less than 5 knots, about 70,000
feet; and during periods of threatening weather in harbor approaches,
around 100,000 feet.
Mizzen:
An object you can’t find.
Mooring:
The act of bringing a boat to a complete stop in a relatively protected
coastal area in such a fashion that it can be sailed away again in less
than one week's time by the same number of people who moored it without
heavy equipment and no more than $100 in repairs.
Motor Sailer:
A sailboat that alternates between sail/rigging problems and engine problems, and with some booze in the cabin.
Painter:
A line you use to tow the dingy... also especially useful for preventing Tack.
Passenger:
A form of movable internal ballast which tends to accumulate on the leeward side of sailboats once sea motions commence.
Points:
Traditional units of angular measurement from the viewpoint of someone on board a vessel. They are:
Straight ahead of you, right up there;
Just a little to the right of the front;
Right next to that thing up there;
Between those two things;
Right back there, look;
Over that round doohickey;
Off the right corner;
Back over there;
Right behind us.
Pop the Chute:
The sound a Poly Chute makes just as it blows apart.
Port:
An alcoholic beverage made from fermented grape juice and served aboard a sailboat.
Porthole:
A glass-covered opening in the hull designed in such a way that when
closed (while at sea) it admits light and water, and when open (while
at anchor) it admits, light, air, and insects (except in Canadian
waters, where most species are too large to gain entry in this manner).
Pratique:
Technical maritime term for customs procedure on entering foreign
waters. When passing through customs, particularly in the tropics - the
most common foreign destination for American pleasure craft - it is
customary to display a small amount of that country's official currency
in a conspicuous place and to transfer it to the officer who examines
the boat's documents during the parting handshake. A nice sharp slap on
the back as the captain effects the transfer shows he cares about
appearances. And it is by no means out of place for the skipper to add
a friendly word or two, such as "Here, Sparky, this is for you. Why
don't you go out and buy yourself some joy juice and get stupid?"
incidentally, these inspectors are justly proud of their educational
attainments, and the savvy boat owner can win some fast friends by
remarking with surprise and admiration on their ability to read and
write.
Privileged Vessel:
The vessel which in a collision was "in the right". If there were
witnesses, the owner could bring an admiralty court case - know as a
"wet suit" or a "leisure suit" - against the owner of the other boat,
and if he proves "shiplash", he could collect a tidy sum.
Propeller:
Underwater winch designed to wind up at high speed any lines or painters left hanging over the stern.
Quarter berth:
Bank reservered for 25 cent coins.
Queeg:
Affectionate slang term for ship's captain.
Ram:
An intricate docking maneuver sometimes used by experienced skippers.
Racing:
Popular nautical contact sport
Rapture of the Deep:
Also known as nautical narcosis. Its symptoms include an inability to
use common words, such as up, down, left, right, front, and back, and
their substitution with a variety of gibberish which the sufferer
believes to make sense; a love of small, dark, wet places; an obsessive
desire to be surrounded by possessions of a nautical nature, such as
lamps made from running lights and tiny ship's wheels; and a conviction
that objects are moving when they are in fact standing still. This
condition is incurable.
Round Down:
A bad, bad thing for a bowman out on the spinnaker pole.
Round Up:
Easiest way to get the oncoming watch on deck.
Rudder:
1). A large, heavy, vertically mounted, hydrodynamically contoured
steel plate with which, through the action of a tiller or wheel, it is
possible, during brief intervals, to point a sailing vessel in a
direction which, due to a combination of effects caused by tide,
current, the force and direction of the wind, the size and angle of the
waves, and the shape of the hull, it does not wish to go.
2). More Discourteous. Bob was rude, but George was even rudder.
Rhumbline:
Three or more crew waiting for a beverage.
Sailing
1). The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill, while going nowhere slowly at great expense.
2). Standing fully clothed in an ice-cold shower tearing up boat bucks* as fast as you can go.
(*) see also "Boat Bucks"
Sailing language:
See COURSE.
Schooner:
A sailboat with a fully stocked liquor cabinet in the cabin.
Sewerman:
A sailor that has a fetish for wet soggy nylon.
Sextant:
1). An entertaining, albeit expensive, device, which, together with a
good atlas, is of use in introducing the boatman to many interesting
areas of the earth's surface which he and his craft are not within
1,000 nautical mailes of.
2). A cover suspended over the cabin and cockpit to shade certain recreational activity.
Sheet:
1.) A line made to rip gloves or hands part. Has ability to tangle on anything.
2.) A cool, damp, salty night covering.
Shipshape:
A boat is said to be shipshape when every object that is likely to
contribute to the easy handling of the vessel or the comfort of the
crew has been put in a place from which it cannot be retrieved in less
than 30 minutes.
Shower:
Due to restricted space, limited water supplies, and the difficulty of
generating hot water, showers on board ship are quite different from
those taken ashore. Although there is no substitute for direct
experience, a rough idea of a shipboard shower can be obtained by
standing naked for two minutes in a closet with a large, wet dog.
Shroud:
Equipment used in connection with a wake.
Sloop:
A sailboat with beer and/or wine in the cabin.
Snatch Block:
Men use to spend a lot of time at sea. They must have been shaped very differently in those days
Spanner Wrench:
One of the most useful tools for engine repair; in come cases, the only suitable tool. Not currently manufactured.
Spinnaker:
An extremely large, lightweight, balloon-shaped piece of sailcloth
frequently trailed in the water off the bow in a big bundle to slow the
boat down.
Splice:
Method of joining two ropes by weaving together the individual strands
of which they are composed. The resulting connection is stronger than
any knot. Splicing is something of an art and takes a while to master.
You can work on perfecting your technique at home by practicing
knitting a pair of socks or a stocking cap out of a pound or so of
well-cooked noodles.
Square Rigger:
A rigger over 30.
Starboard:
1.) A motion picture produced by George Lucas. Science Fiction.
2.)A special board used by skippers for navigation (usually with "Port" on the opposite side.)
Stem Fitting:
The hole made in a competitors boat when your helmsman misjudges a Port/Starboard crossing
Stern:
A facial expression frequently seen on the faces of very serious skippers (see also Bulkhead).
Swell:
A wave that’s just great.
Tack:
1). To shift the course of a sailboat from a direction far to the
right, say, of the direction in which one wishes to go, to a direction
far to the left of it.
2). Good manners.
3). A common sticky substance left in the cockpit and on deck by other
people's kids, usually in the form of foot- or hand-prints. (See Gybe
for removal technique).
Tactician:
A kind term for a Smart Ass or Arrogant SOB or Dumb Ass or Lucky SOB.
Tell tales:
Stories about the skipper's last race.
Toe:
Stub your "toe"? Well then, it's time to brush up on your nomenclature!
In nautical terms, a toe is a catchcleat or snagtackle. A few others:
head - boomstop; leg - bruisefast; and hand - blistermitten.
Tiller:
Operator of farm equipment.
Topping lift:
Wind strong enough to raise a toupee.
Uniform:
As worn by yacht club members and other shore hazards, a distinctive
form of dress intended to be visible at a distance of at least 50
meters which serves to warn persons in the vicinity of the long winds
and dense masses of hot air associated with these tidal bores.
Vang:
Name of German sea dog.
Varnish:
High-fiction coating applied as a gloss over minor details in personal
nautical recollections to improve their audience-holding capacity over
frequent retellings.
Weather Helm:
Marked tendency of a sailboat to turn into the wind, even when the
rudder is centered. This is easily countered by wedging a heavy object
against the tiller. See CREW.
Wench:
A thing you grind till it squeals.
Winch:
1). A thing you grind till it squeals.
2). A female practicer of the occult. A sorceress.
Wharf:
Sound made by Vang when he wishes to be fed.
Whelk:
Sound made by Vang to show that he doesn't like that dry, lumpy dog food you put in his dish.
Whip:
Useful accessory if that dry, lumpy dog food is all you happen to have on board.
Yacht Broker:
Form of coastal marine life found in many harbors in the Northern
Hemisphere generally thought to occupy a position on the evolutionalry
scale above algae, but somewhat below the cherrystone clam.
Yawl:
1). Southern version of ahoy.
2). A sailboat from South Carolina, with some good bourbon stored down yonder in the cabin.
Zeyphyr:
A warm, pleasand breeze named after the mythical Greek god of wishful thinking, false hopes, and unreliable forecasts.
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leo_qui
Dinghy Sailor
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Thanks for the clarifications but I always thought "Bunk" was what I
heard from sailors at the local watering hole. So next time I hear it
from a Corona juiced racer I'll remember to sleep on it before I reply.
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very well research, i should say! :)
keep them coming!
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